After a few insane months where I had no time to give to this blog, I'm back with my first ever how-to. All of the non-programming readers, which to date has also been all of the readers, may decide to switch off at this point. Go ahead; I can't stop you, but let me preface the tutorial with a few reader-friendly notes. If you just came here for the answer, there are helpful headings that you can scroll down for.
