Cool, so... hey blog. It's been what, five years? Yeah, good. You? Good. Ready for some more personal shit? Also, casual swearing.
Way back then I wrote this little gem of drug-induced crazy where I proclaimed that I would be able to write a whole bunch more, then wrote one more extremely pretentious thing then promptly went utterly silent. I could blame kids but they were really only a catalyst for what was to come.